Cockroach milk is a good protein for you

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The problem with us the human beings is that we kill all the caterpillars and later on complain that we no longer see butterflies. Have we forgotten that butterflies come from caterpillars?  Next time you see a cockroach in your house don’t kill it because cockroaches have been found to give milk that is highly needed by human beings.

According to CNN, new research indicates that cockroach milk may someday be transformed into a food supplement worthy of human consumption.  Don’t be surprised in future to find a man with a glass of cockroach milk and cookies at his dining table enjoying his breakfast.

Actually cockroach milk is the protein drink you didn’t know you have been missing. Beetle Cockroach feeds its bug babies a formula which is remarkably rich in protein, fat and sugar. Start looking at those insects with great admiration even when you find them in latrines because they are likely to support human life in the near future.

Did you know that there are eight insect parts in an average chocolate bar? It’s not the only food that is full of legs and antennae. Chocolate’s best friend, peanut butter along with cheese, popcorn, and others also usually contain some amount of cockroach.

The FDA deems anything below 60 insect parts per 100 grams to be safe for human consumption. While it probably is for most people, aside from being icky, it has been suggested that people with a chocolate allergy are actually fine with chocolate but allergic to cockroach.

Humanity has yet to find cockroaches that are large enough to ride. You will know that’s changed because of all the screaming, but until it happens, we are not going to get cockroach dressage or polo.

That only leaves two ways to make a sport out of our least favorite house pests-make them race or make them fight. People have done both. Cockroach fighting originated in China and was introduced to the US over 100 years ago.

Chinese people travel around major cities and staging cockroach fights and bringing in thousands of dollars in bets. Cockroach fight bets go as high as 1,800 dollars and that’s not bad. Let’s try it in Uganda after all we have plenty of these insects.

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