Just in case you didn’t know who men are

Good men are hard to come by

The desire to understand men might be every woman’s wish. If I’m telling a lie then you don’t understand what a lie is.

It’s from this naked truth than women will read, watch and listen to every literature that can help them understand men. This is exactly the same for men about women.  I therefore believe that it would be a good service to women out there if I helped them to understand men, at least to a small degree because men cannot be fully understood. Are we together?

Scientists have discovered that men’s and women’s brains actually function somewhat differently. When focused on a task, men tend to use only one side of their brain at a time, devoting all of their attention and concentration to the task at hand.

Women, on the other hand, tend to use both sides of the brain at the same time, making them more adept at “multi-tasking.    And the brains of adult men are about 10% larger in total size than the brains of adult women. Because men generally have a larger stature and more muscle mass than women, so their brains require more neurons to control the body.

Ladies should know this. If a man says, “I’ll call you,” and doesn’t call, he did not forget; he did not lose your number; he did not die; he just did not want to call you, period!    Secondly, don’t try to teach men how to do anything in public.

They can learn in private; in public they have to know!   And never force a man to go shopping because most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

Sometimes we wrongly think that men need women more than the women need men. This may not be true because men are at a higher demand than women.  Just ask yourself this one question: Between a window and a widower who is more likely to be picked up for marriage again? Marrying a divorced man, you are being ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

Did you know that men are funnier and more sensitive than women?  About the sensitive thing, if a man has built a fire, and the last piece of wood does not burn, he gets offended. Give a guy a hanging message, something vague like “You know what?! … uh … never mind!”, and he is sure to come to a conclusion which is far from what you are thinking.

Let’s salute those men whose beards grow faster. It is said that a man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex or thinks about it.  Amazing but true that on male shirts, the buttons are on the right side and on female shirts, the left side. I personally don’t know why.

You should also note that the biological symbol for the male sex, a circle with a small arrow protruding from it, is also the symbol for the planet Mars. The two components of the symbol are designed to represent the shield and spear of Mars, the Roman god of war.  Let’s leave men alone.

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